Originally Posted by Zachary C. Kanfer
wow, it was camouflaged really well, because it totally looked like a coke machine!
Well it shouldnt be that surprising considering the monopoly that Pepsi has on this campus, really its their way of getting more people. Lots of pepsi machines which are clearly marked as such, and other machines which are camouflaged as coke machines (to draw in the non-believers).
It would be a great marketing ploy if it wasnt blatantly illegal, which is why you must never speak of this again. Otherwise you might find yourself in the arboretum late at night, and out of no where, people will show up and start throwing shaken up Mountain Drews at you. That much agitation makes the drink explosive like a hand grenade.
I have been touched by his noodly appendage.
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