A guy walks into a bar (ouch), sits down, orders a beer and as he's drinking it he glacing up at the cealing and sees dozons of steaks and other odd pieces of meat hanging from the eves.
"Hey bartender", the guy yells, "Whats with all the meat hanging from the cealing?"
"Its a bar bet. If you can stand on your stool, jump in the air and grab any piece of meat off the cealing with your teeth, you win $500. If you miss, you gotta eat 1 pound of raw ground beef."
The guy looks at the cealing, looks at the bartender, gets up and is about to climb onto his stool, when he shakes his head and sits down.
"No, I don't think I'll take that bet."
"The steaks are too high."