What zach doesnt get a nickname? Way to jip him! I will not stand for this kind of discrimination, I will boycott your show and enlist the only thing that can beat ninjas and pirates, zombies, to defend me. As so help me, if I find out that there is going to be some kind of substitution, I will send the zombies to destroy you and your corrupt administration
I have been touched by his noodly appendage.
"I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence."