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Old 09-07-2005, 08:04 PM
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Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow manure and dives down toward her.

"Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, ...but is this stool taken?"
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