That's actually the quad next to mine. Sometimes when you look out the window, you see deer grazing in the bushes right outside the window. Your quadmates are very nice, though one of them is rather "eccentric".
I have been touched by his noodly appendage.
"I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence."