A man walks into a talent agent's office and says... "Have I got an act for you"
The talent agent looks at him and asks "Well what is it?"
The man says "Oh it's great. It's got something for everyone. In fact, it's not just me but its a family act with my wife, her parents, and my son and daughter.
WARNING - I don't think I will be allowed to finish this joke. So rent The Aristocrats.