I loved that joke! Good work, Bald! Glad to know someone else knows it.
Anyways, on to my "contribution"...
A brunette and a blonde are in a bar watching the 6 o'clock news, and the top story is a guy threatening to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Bet you $5 he jumps."
The blonde says, "Deal!"
They watch and sure enough, the guy jumps. As the blonde's about to hand over the money, the brunette makes a confession.
"I can't take this money," she said, "I saw him jump on the 5 o'clock news." To which the blonde replies:
"So did I! I didn't think he'd do it again!"