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Old 09-12-2005, 11:04 AM
Ryan J. Crowley
 
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A man was kayaking in the Arctic Ocean when his arms grew tired. He decided to rest a while but realized, "Holy crap, it is cold." He got an idea. He grabbed a few useless pieces from his kayak, put them together in a bundle, and lit a match. And...promptly sank.

Proving once and for all you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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