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Old 09-10-2005, 02:37 PM
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in linguistic theory and method last tuesday we talked about jokes and the purpose they served in society, to entertain and contribute to a sense of cohesion amongst different people. thank you, everybody, for contributing to that purpose *grins in a terribly dorktastic way*

oh, and the jokes were good too. i now very much desire a gorilla to ascend to my roof. for more than one reason, which we won't discuss.

Monkey oral sex jokes, what?
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Old 09-10-2005, 03:19 PM
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Monkey oral sex jokes, what?

shut up! i will never live that down. "i've yet to find anything that makes dia uncomfortable...but i will!" *smacks hand*
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Old 09-10-2005, 05:39 PM
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Surpisingly enough, in Tina's Humor Archive there is a whole section devoted to Drew. Most of the humor deals with the Aide Station but also some of the Govenors School

And it's all at least 15 years old. You were barely alive.

How'd you even find it? Oh yeah, Google. Darn that Google!
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Old 09-10-2005, 08:12 PM
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And it's all at least 15 years old. You were barely alive.

How'd you even find it? Oh yeah, Google. Darn that Google!
Actually I've known about Tina's Humor Archive for years. I found it in high school and have been torturing teachers w/ the floral friars joke for years. I personally love the L-Users jokes. I never did get the Drew University jokes then....and not really know either. Perhaps a new story involving "interesting cookies" can be added.
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Old 09-11-2005, 01:52 PM
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and red?

A nun falling down some steps.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:19 PM
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And it's all at least 15 years old. You were barely alive.

How'd you even find it? Oh yeah, Google. Darn that Google!

aw, you should be happy that people are reading your contributions.
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:16 PM
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Wow, I know lots of people on The Easter list even though I didn't start until '97. Why no Easter Alan?

Obligatory joke:

Bush walked outside and saw his shadow yesterday. That means 6 more weeks of vacation.
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:47 AM
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Wow, I know lots of people on The Easter list even though I didn't start until '97. Why no Easter Alan?

Obligatory joke:

Bush walked outside and saw his shadow yesterday. That means 6 more weeks of vacation.
Awww, and something bad always happens when he's on vacation. He's lucky he had all that time to relax so that he can go about solving the problems he creates with a fresh mind.
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Old 09-12-2005, 10:04 AM
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A man was kayaking in the Arctic Ocean when his arms grew tired. He decided to rest a while but realized, "Holy crap, it is cold." He got an idea. He grabbed a few useless pieces from his kayak, put them together in a bundle, and lit a match. And...promptly sank.

Proving once and for all you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Old 09-12-2005, 09:36 PM
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Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.

A man runs into a doctor's office yelling "doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor said "sir, please calm down. you're going to have to be a little patient."
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